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In a special opposite day episode, Joe and Alyssa switch responsibilities and the podcast goes to hell!

In the news, we learn about a hiccup in the inevitable privatization of the Brooklyn Heights library branch. Plus, Joe details the latest in a series of petty crimes on Joralemon St. Good material for negotiating against a rent bump.

In a special celeb corner segment, Joe describes his sighting of a very talented and handsome actor at a local cafe. Stay woke, TMZ.

This week's one-star Yelp review explores one frustrated customer's saucy encounter with the Atlantic Ave. Chip Shop.

And finally, Joe presents a $70,000 Craigslist item that's sure to pump [Arnold Schwarzenegger clap] you up.