5 Have You Heard of Staged Authenticity?

Join us, as we celebrate our five-episode anniversary! (Also fuck the haters who said we couldn't make it.)

In the news: The Brooklyn Historical Society has a new promotion. Plus, Borough President Eric Adams has some recommendations for the new Heights public library. We, in turn, ponder his workout regime.

Over in Craigslist land, we discuss two luxury item postings that are suspiciously similar.

In a special segment, we welcome a Brooklyn Heights tourist** to give us her impression of the neighborhood, including our beloved Promenade. General conclusion: good for Instagram likes.

Finally, she tags along for an unreasonable One-Star Yelp Review of Key&Cup, which apparently is not very forthcoming with its bathroom access.

**also a friend.